Im jokes
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
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