If jokes

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,

Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?

If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).

What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?

Travis Spick-le.

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

What month of the year has 28 days?

Answer: All of them.

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.