If jokes

I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.

My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

What month of the year has 28 days?

Answer: All of them.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,

Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*

If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!

If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).