If jokes

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?

If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.

Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

If you don't have big Nyash,

Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.

Hitler says, “Yes.”

Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”

Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.

Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.

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