If jokes
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.