If jokes

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?

"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."

If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

I had something about tripping over ice.

Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?