If jokes

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

If you don't have big Nyash,

Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂

My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.

If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?

Idaho... Alaska!

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."

"If you got a question, just shoot!"

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.

Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?

They’re jealous that autism can speak.

(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).

How do you know if a rapper is lying?

His rhymes don't add up.

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.