If jokes
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.
Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.