If jokes

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

If you don't have big Nyash,

Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.

Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?

Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?

They can't find the home button.

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

How do you know if a rapper is lying?

His rhymes don't add up.

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!

If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.

I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"

If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.