If jokes
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.