If jokes
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Memes
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.