If jokes

I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.

I don't have any friends.

If you like this, I can be your friend :)

If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.

If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?

If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.

If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."

Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?

Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?

A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.

"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."

If at first you don't succeed, cheat.

Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”

Friend 1: “Yeah.”

Friend 2: “Yea.”

Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”

Friend 3: “I love anime.”

Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*

If you are what you eat, then I’m black.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

Like if you laugh.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣