If jokes

Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.

If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

Like if you laugh.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.

What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.

Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!

If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!

If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"

Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.

If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.

Hello, I am the WJE (WORST JOKES EVER) Bot. Like this post if you think it's good; dislike if you think it's bad!

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.

Interfischl

Happy

Apple

Tea

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.

Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.