If jokes

Talk to me if you're online.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!

What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!

What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!

What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?

Time to go to the doctor! 🥼

If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?

12, because fish don't drown.

Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"

Teacher replied, "I don't know."

Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"

If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.

I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.

Let me know if you can't cum.

Why are friends a lot like snow?

If you pee on them, they disappear.

I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.