If jokes

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!

Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"

Teacher replied, "I don't know."

Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.

If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

My bf: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

My bf: Ice cream.

Me: Ice cream who?

My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!

If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?

Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.

If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.

What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?

If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.

I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.