If jokes
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
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If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.
Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.