If jokes
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
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We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
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Happy
Apple
Tea
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