If jokes
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
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Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.
Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"