If jokes

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

If you are what you eat, then I’m black.

What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?

If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Hello, I am the WJE (WORST JOKES EVER) Bot. Like this post if you think it's good; dislike if you think it's bad!

Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.

If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.

I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.

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Happy

Apple

Tea

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.

If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?

Zeedonk.

If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.

Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.

If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.

Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?

Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.

If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:

"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.

Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"