If jokes

If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?

At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

I only have a few friends, like if you relate.

Based on a true story.

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?

Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.

If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

It was right in the middle of 9/11.

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?