If jokes
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
hmmm
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀