If jokes

Guy

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

Horse

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

Javelin

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

Apology

Admins, if you are seeing this, please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz.

I'm sorry.

Doctor

The patient said, "When will this be over?"

The doctor said, "After you die."

The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"

The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."

The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"

Memes

Redneck

If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!

High

Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.

Fish

Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?

A: Eggs.

Flip-flop

Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.

Me: Ok.

*Ring*

Me: Opens the door.

Oh sh*t!

Mom: Gets flip flop.

Orphan

Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.

'Cause they sell oden, not a family.

Sister

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

Idiot

If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.

Dog

If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?

Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀

Pain

If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.

Emo

I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.

Skeleton

It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.

Corner

If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.