If jokes
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.