If jokes

If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!

My brothers kept annoying me.

I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.

It was an empty threat—right after I was done.

I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.

If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.

Two friends fighting.

Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"

Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.

Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"