If jokes

Two friends fighting.

Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"

Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"

If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...

... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”

Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?