If jokes
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
