If jokes
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Memes
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?