If jokes
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Memes
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."