Identity jokes

You're gay, Amon.

Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.

Why can’t an orphan be gay?

They don’t have a closet to hide in.

Me. I am the worst joke ever.

2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.

If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.

There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.

A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."

Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.

Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

Stranger 1: You can't!

Stranger 2: You can.

Stranger 3: How?

Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.

Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?

Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.

Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-

(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.

If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.

You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!

Ben Inkster, more like gay.

You're gay.

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

Why do I tell bad jokes?

I'm a lesbian.

There are only two genders.

Should I do a face reveal?

What do you call your mom? Gay.

What is depressed and gay? Me.

I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...