There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.
Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: You can't!
Stranger 2: You can.
Stranger 3: How?
Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.
Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.
Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-
(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)
Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
You're gay.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
There are only two genders.
Should I do a face reveal?
What do you call your mom? Gay.
What is depressed and gay? Me.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
I am the joke.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
