Identity jokes
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
"Lune, it’s me."
What? Gay
PURDGAY
If you have cancer, you are gay.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
I'm gay.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
Ur mom gay.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
I'm a gay.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.