Identity jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
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What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
I'm the joke.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
My face.
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂