Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
You really gay. No questions added.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Your nan is gay.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
