Identity jokes

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

I'm the joke.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.

If you are what you eat, then I’m black.

I never knew what my dad's job was.

One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"

My dad answered...

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have nobody to call "daddy."

What’s a gay person’s favorite book?

The dictionary.

So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"

He says, "What's it to ya?"

So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"

Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.

Me and my brother talking about relationships.

Me: We live kind of differently.

Brother: We're sort of alike.

Me: We're not alike.

Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!

My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!

My face.

If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.

Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*

No phobia lasts forever 👌😂

You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!

There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.