Identity jokes

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"

How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?

Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Me.

Me who?

Not me.

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

Ayo fake guy.

What shouldn't you ask an emo?

"Do a wrist reveal."

Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."

You are the gayest.

I am Araf, and I am clumsy.

The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.

What do you call a failure in another language?

Me.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.