Identity

Identity jokes

Twin

What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourself!

ACE

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

Name

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Memes

Twin

Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?

Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.

Twin: Not funny, dude.

Man

From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."