Identity jokes

"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"

Cause I am Batman!

It's me, the Joje.

Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|

I am gay.

"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"

What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourself!

Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?

Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.

Twin: Not funny, dude.

Hi, my name's Dixy.

Dixy Normis.

You are the joke.

What is you you?

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.

I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

I left my Avatar at home today.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

Read my name.