Identity jokes
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!
Show yourself.
I'm a human.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Hi, I'm a name.
I'm a gay.
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"