Identity jokes
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Memes
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
I am gay.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
What is you you?
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
You are the joke.
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.