Identity jokes
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored