Identity

Identity jokes

Line

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Memes

Shooting

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

Harbor

Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

Name

My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.