Identity jokes

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?

He [is a] goy.

I’m a paki nonse.

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

How does the non binary kill white en Amy?

They/them.

Why is the gay kid gay?

Because he likes men.

Read my name.

I left my Avatar at home today.

From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."

Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?

Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.

Twin: Not funny, dude.

What is you you?

You are the joke.

Hi, my name's Dixy.

Dixy Normis.

Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."

Why was your mom so into me?

'Cause she was the man.