Self perception jokes

No, no, no, I am cool.

Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.

I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.

It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

Friend: Your life is a joke.

Me: No, jokes have meaning.

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].

You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.

I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.

I'm weird.

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

What, I am an autist..... Villads?

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

What is the difference between me and a fire?

It's hot.

I am a joke.

Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

You want to know what the ugly truth looks like? Go look in the mirror.

They say people are 75% water.

But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.

I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.