Self perception jokes

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!

I'm a turd.

I’m not saying my life’s a joke. I’m saying it’s the punchline no one asked for.

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.

Me. I am the worst joke ever.

I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

I am a joke.

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...

"Lazy."

Friend: Your life is a joke.

Me: No, jokes have meaning.

I'm weird.

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.

I am cool.

Hahahahahahaha!

I am a fat girl.