If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...
"Lazy."
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
I'm weird.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
