Self Perception Jokes

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?

A: Look in a mirror.

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.