Identity jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.

I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.

What is gay - curious 🤔 😳

👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.

👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?

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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because there is nobody to call "daddy."

What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."

During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?

During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.

Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

Say "I'm a man" after every sentence.

You walk into a bar. (I'm a man.) You find a girl. (I'm a man.) You take her home. (I'm a man.) She whispers in your ear. (I'm a man.)

Ur mom gay.

Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.

You are the joke.

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.