Identity jokes
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
"My name is Dezz."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.