Identity jokes
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Ur mom gay, lol.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
Like if I am emo.
Everyone reading this is gay!
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Show yourself.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!