Identity jokes

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?

“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”

What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up like an altar boy.

Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.

Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

Doctor: Yep.

Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!

Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw

Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.

What do you call a homosexual wrestler?

Gay Mysterio.

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.

What do you call a committee of emo kids?

A cutting board!