Identity jokes
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.