Identity jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Memes
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Who am I?
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.