Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
