Identity jokes
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
I love my name.
Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?