Identity jokes
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.