Identity jokes
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
Who am I?
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.