Identity

Identity jokes

Name

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

Fashion Sense

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

Guy

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

Chick

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

Memes

Son

What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?

“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”

Nun

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up like an altar boy.

Doctor

Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

Doctor: Yep.

Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

Butthole

One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!

Democrat

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

Name

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

Dad

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.