Identity jokes
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
Lions = gay pride.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
My name is Jeff.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.