Identity jokes

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

What do you call a crazy lesbian?

Fruit Loops.

What do you call a girl furry?

A pussy cat.

What do you call a Christian Asian?

Hao Li.

I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.

Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

Doctor: Yep.

Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

Because he was a "her" before.

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad.

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

Why did Jesus create the Devil?

He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"

Girl, scan the code on your wrist.

What do Jesus and I have in common?

No one knows my real bday either.

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?