Identity jokes
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
My name is what orphans can never have.
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
My name is Big Dick.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.