
Identity jokes
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
Memes
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Who am I?
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
