I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Identity Jokes
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
