Identity jokes

Person you don't know, my name.

What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.

I am a motherfucker.

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

The bully: You're gay.

The nerd: I am.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: Then what are you?

What is the definition of GAY?

Thunwa :D

Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.

What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.

Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.

Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."

What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?

Matt.

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

Robin's gay.

I am cool.

Ur dad lesbian.

Ur sister a mister.

Ur family tree LGBT.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

What do you call a Native American with a boner?

A redwood.

I’m DaBaby.

You are the joke.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.