Identity jokes
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Memes
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Are you a cheese đ§ from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Who am I?
Once a blonde, always a blonde. đ
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because theyâre the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
You canât say âdwarfâ anymore; you have to say âlittle peopleâ.
You canât say âfatâ; you have to say âplus sizeâ.
You canât say âretardâ; you have to say âdemocratâ.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.