Identity jokes

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

What do you call a lesbian? Me.

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

What do you call Josh in a room...

Gay.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.

Yes, this joke is stolen.

A pedophile and a priest run a race.

You can’t beat yourself in a race!

I am Paul Walker.

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.

How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.

Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.

Your hairline is more bent than your gender.

Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.

Me and my brother talking about relationships.

Me: We live kind of differently.

Brother: We're sort of alike.

Me: We're not alike.

Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!

My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

They wanted somebody to call "daddy."