Identity jokes
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Memes
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.