Identity jokes

What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.

The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Why are you gay?

Because you are.

You're gay, lol.

What do you call an emo dating another emo?

The suicide duo.

I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.

When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.

FUCKING MENT

Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!

I'm a turd.

A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.

So basically Star25/AG3.0 and GG miller are the same person since I found some evidence.

On one post, AG3.0 asked GG miller what’s his name.

Post right here: worstjokesever.com/community/p/6509c2cbefa8ad0a8dfd8dc5

So gg miller replied, “MILLER IS MY REAL LAST NAME, AND GG IS MY REAL MIDDLE NAME”

So, we already know Star25’s real name is Adrian Gorges because when he had the AG3.0 account, he said that AG stands for Adrian Gorges. And we also can back this up with his tik tok. www.tiktok.com/@adriangorges2010?lang=en

But, there’s an important factor. Gorges can also be shortened to GG.

So, we know that GG miller is AG3.0, but let’s back this up even further. If you search up adrianmiller2010, it pops up with AG3.0’s new account’s videos. Since GG Miller’s name says, “Miller” in it, that means that GG Miller IS ag3.0

So taking all of this evidence, we can conclude that AG3.0’s full name, which is, “Adrian Gorges Miller”.

Lmk if you have any more things abouts ag3.0 so we can expose him even more.

Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

What, I am an autist..... Villads?

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.