Identity jokes
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Who am I?
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.