Identity jokes
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Little Johnny's name is Little Johnny.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Gay air.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
My name says it all.
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.