Identity jokes
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
Memes
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.