Identity jokes
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Memes
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.