Identity jokes
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.