Identity jokes
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Memes
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.