Identity jokes
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Memes
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.