Identity jokes
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.