Identity jokes

How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?

They slash them.

What do Jesus and I have in common?

No one knows my real bday either.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

Who am I?

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

Me: Joe left today.

Orphan: Who's Joe?

Me: Joe mama!

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourselves!

Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw

"How would you describe yourself in three words?"

"Lazy!"

How did the lesbian die? Homicide.

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

Wife: I’m pregnant.

Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.

Wife: No, you’re not.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.

Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.

Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.