Identity

Identity jokes

Man

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

Man

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

Dad

Wife: I’m pregnant.

Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.

Wife: No, you’re not.

Boyfriend

During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?

Casualty

"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"

"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"

"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"

Twin Towers

How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Sexuality

Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.

Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.

Dog

My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.

She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"