What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Ayo fake guy.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
I’m a paki nonse.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Show yourself.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Read my name.
