Identity jokes

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait/A selfie.

Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A: A family picture.

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?

Because they were triplets!

What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.

What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...

I'm as straight as a rainbow.

There used to be Wonder Woman.

Now we wonder, what is a woman?

Are you bisexual...

Or are you hellosexual?

A pedophile and a priest run a race.

You can’t beat yourself in a race!

What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?

A biplane.

How do non-binary people kill people?

They slash them.

What do you call a shadow?

Tyrone, don’t be a coon!

What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

What does an orphan call a family picture?

A selfie.

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

What do you call a gay person on fire?

LGBBQ