Identity jokes
I’m DaBaby.
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
My name is Martha.
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...