Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
Me. I am the joke.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)