Identity jokes
I am the danger.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
"My name is Dezz."
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
I am cool.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
Myself.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
I'm emo, by the way.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!