Identity jokes

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.

Stephanie is my name.

I love my name.

Ur mom gay.

Myself.

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait/A selfie.

Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A: A family picture.

"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling

There used to be Wonder Woman.

Now we wonder, what is a woman?

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

"My name is Dezz."

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.