Identity jokes

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.

Lol, mum's gay.

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!

Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.

Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)

Why does God hate me?

Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your brother is gay, and so are you.

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

I'm the autism.

If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

Your nan is gay.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

What's a lesbian's favorite candy?

Licorice.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "John." "John who?" John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.