Identity jokes

I'm emo, by the way.

Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!

Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait/A selfie.

What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

What is a selfie of an orphan called?

A family photo.

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

Ur mom gay.

Stephanie is my name.

I love my name.

What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...

What's a lesbian's favorite candy?

Licorice.

Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.

What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?