Identity jokes

"My name is Dezz."

Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A: A family picture.

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

What does one emo kid say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

What do you call a genderless child?

It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.

What does an orphan call a family picture?

"A selfie."

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!

I am a joke.

What did Grant say? "I'm gay."

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

I'm emo, by the way.

Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!