Identity jokes

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

I am cool.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

I am the danger.

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

What’s an emo's favorite game?

The emo within.

Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."

"My name is Dezz."

Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A: A family picture.

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

What does one emo kid say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

What do you call a genderless child?

It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.

What does an orphan call a family picture?

"A selfie."

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.