Identity jokes

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

What does an orphan call a family picture?

A selfie.

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

Blue Jay Simpson!

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

I am cool.

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

What’s an emo's favorite game?

The emo within.

I am the danger.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

"My name is Dezz."

Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

What does one emo kid say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.