Identity jokes

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

What’s an emo's favorite game?

The emo within.

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

What does an orphan call a family picture?

"A selfie."

What does one emo kid say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

I am a joke.

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.

I'm emo, by the way.

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

What did Grant say? "I'm gay."

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

Myself.

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.