Identity jokes
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Who the heck is Kristie?
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
My name.
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.