Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Who am I?
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
