Identity jokes

You're all gay. HEHEHE!

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!

Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?

If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

What do you call a genderless child?

It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.

You call it turds.

I call it the forbidden chocolate.

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

What do Jesus and I have in common?

No one knows my real bday either.

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

Who am I?

Me: Joe left today.

Orphan: Who's Joe?

Me: Joe mama!

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourselves!