Identity jokes
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Memes
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂