Identity jokes

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

Why did Jesus create the Devil?

He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad.

Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?

He doesn't have a motherland.

Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"

Girl, scan the code on your wrist.

What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourselves!

Me: Joe left today.

Orphan: Who's Joe?

Me: Joe mama!

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

Why do emo kids cost so much?

Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?

They’re never straight with you.

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"