Identity

Identity jokes

Jesus

Why did Jesus create the Devil?

He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.

Gender

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.

Orphan

Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?

He doesn't have a motherland.

Twin

What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourselves!

Orphan

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

People

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

Age

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Test

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

Kid

Why do emo kids cost so much?

Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.

Politics

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

Sexuality

Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?

They’re never straight with you.

Book

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

Trans

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.