Identity jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
I'm the joke.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.