Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Identity Jokes
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
