Identity jokes
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."