Identity jokes
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Memes
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?