Identity jokes
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Who am I?
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."