Identity Jokes

A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.

She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."

The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.

Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)

Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.

Dad: Son, you're adopted.

Son: Oh wow I wonder who my real parents are.

Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

What colour would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025

Orange bc their having a they/them baby

The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian, therefore he could never be himself.

The image shows a question asking for a name for a person who is Jewish and Chinese. The response suggests "David Wongstein".

Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!

What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

A rainbow.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew and a black man on top of the Empire State Building. First the Mexican and the Jew throws there selves off of the building saying ‘ This is for my people’ Than the black is next up to jump and says ‘This is for my people’ And throws the White man off of the building.

everyone take off your pride flags its already a new month

Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definately not an accident.

why did my dad leave me

because i was gay

Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”

Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.

LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!

Why did my boyfriend leave me?

Because he's gay.

But why did he come back to me?

Because I'm actually a guy :-)

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer? Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.