Poopies jokes

Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.

Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.

Poopies in my undies.

Poopy, farty, pee.

POO I LOVE POO.

Here’s my song:

“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”

Thank you!

Poopy face, poopy face, poopy poopy poopy face!

Poopy loopy.

I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "I shit you not."

You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!