Hygiene

Hygiene jokes

Trucker

Little Johnny is a trucker. He stops at a bar. Johnny sees a sign that says, "Hamburgers for two dollars, cheeseburger for three dollars, handjob for ten dollars." He walks up to the bartender and whispers to her, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs for ten dollars?" She replies, "Yes, that's me." Johnny says, "Well, can you wash your hands because I want a cheeseburger?"

Baptism

You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

Memes

Toilet Paper

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

Toilet Paper

I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!

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  • Vegetable

    My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.

    I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.

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  • Man

    Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."

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  • Politician

    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.

    Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.