Hygiene jokes
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.