No Handshake Due To TP

I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you toilet paper hoarder. This is not rocket science. The joke is, the person is making a fuss about not shaking hands. You would expect it is because of Coronavirus. But SURPRISE! It is because people are out of toilet paper. It's funny because the first thing makes sense, but then the punchline is about the toilet paper. People will do anything for TP.

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