Hygiene jokes
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?