Hygiene jokes
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
A man walks into a restaurant. The waitress hands him a menu and it says: "Hot dog: $2, Hamburger: $5, Blowjob: $10."
He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She says, "Yes, I am."
He tells her, "Good. Can you go wash your goddamn hands? Because I want a hot dog."
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.