Hygiene jokes
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?