Hygiene jokes
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?