Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
Today, there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So, he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there.
When he was done, he realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So, he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it, my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
