Hygiene jokes
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
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What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!