Hygiene jokes
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.