Hygiene jokes
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower usually gets turned on!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?