Hygiene jokes
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.