New Hygiene Jokes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.

The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!

What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?

It's a motherfucking shitshow party!

There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.

You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.

Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Person 1: Somebody farted.

Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.

I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.