So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained human. You see, the joke is funny because it plays with expectations. You think the thieves would take everything valuable, but they left behind the cleaning supplies. The punchline, "Dirty bastards," is a sarcastic way of saying that the thieves are dirty for not taking those things, implying that they’re disgusting people who don't care about cleanliness. Which is ironic, because they are criminals. They are dirty! Get it? You’re not too bright, so I hope this helps.