Cannibal's Post-Breakup Routine

The humor comes from the unexpected twist. You expect a cannibal to do something violent or gruesome after a breakup, but instead, he does something mundane, like wiping his butt, which creates a surprising and gross effect because it plays on the stereotype.

• Cannibal
• Girlfriend
• Relationship
• Ass
• Breakup
• Hygiene

• What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended? "That rotten asshole split on me again!"
• What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates? He dumped them.
• What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant? "Can I have a bodybag?"
• How do you know a cannibal picnic is over? Everyone's eaten.