Cannibal's Post-Breakup Routine

The humor comes from the double meaning of 'dumps.' One meaning is to end a relationship and another is the bodily function. It's dark because it implies the cannibal is doing something disgusting with his ex-girlfriend's body.

• Cannibal
• Girlfriend
• Butt
• Toilet Paper
• Toilet
• Relationship

• What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates? He dumped them.
• What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended? "That rotten asshole split on me again!"
• What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant? "Can I have a bodybag?"
• Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!" She pulls out a knife and fork.