How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby? When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
A scare crow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field
My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Dad: Hey son wanna here a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbors dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life son! My life is the joke.
Enough with the Nazi jokes They make me führeious
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?
an rcxd (remote control explosive)
Nah c'mon guys we don't let jokes like this fly around here
This is how my mom always threatens me: I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too. That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
What do you call 4 mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. They boy turns to the man and says, “Hey mister its getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?” So the man says: “How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
Why should you wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!
For sale: Dead Canary.
Not going cheep.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.
What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong
For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard😩😉😏
