Humor
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!