Humor

If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.

I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.

My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.

The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.

I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.

Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!

What's the difference between you and your mom?

I slept with your mom.

What do you call a bloody pig?

HAMorrhage!

What is the funniest joke of all time?

Your face.

BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!

sans *a'm i pune*

*piris* no.

Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.

Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.

If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.

I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.

What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

You guys are cow-medians!

So funny!

Why do Indian men marry fat women?

How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?

I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...

My jokes are cancer.