Humor
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
I am funny.
Memes
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
My jokes are cancer.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...