Humor
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
John is not funny.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
I am funny.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.