Humor
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
When the nlgga is farting!!!
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Sad life goes, joke mom.
No joke.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
John is not funny.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!