Humor
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
Here's a joke... you.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
I am funny.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?