Lip

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Policy

I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.

Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.

Woman

What do women and peanut butter have in common?

They're both easy to spread.

Memes

WiFi

Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?

Friend: Why?

Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Rape

How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.

Santa

I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!

Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!

I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!

Skeleton

Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?

Papyrus: Why?

Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!

Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL

Jedi

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight.

Darkness

Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.

She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.

Sun

Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!

Zebra

What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!

Difference

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

I don't know either.

Why do you think I asked you? ;)

Sister

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol