Humor
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Memes
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...