Humor
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
Memes
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!