Humor
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Memes
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
My jokes are cancer.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!