Humor
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Memes
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol