Humor
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Memes
Me when the
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
My jokes are cancer.