Humor
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.