Humor
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
dark humor lightens my mood (or not…)
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Here's a joke... you.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
Why do Indian men marry fat women?