Humor
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
You (DYM 53).
What did the lawyer name his twins? COURTney and CASEy.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
What's the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.