Humor
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!
My father can take a joke because he made one.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Memes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
I don't have time to write this joke.
You're a big Z!
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!