Baby

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How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Roast

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"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

Fight

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.