Humor

What did the other traffic cone say to the other?

"Look away, I'm changing!"

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.

Why does nobody talk to the letter G?

Because it's always in the middle of awkward!

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

What do you call an Eskimo stripper?

A frosty-tute.

First bite: Oh my God!

Second bite: Oh my, God!

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

I should probably stop making emo jokes.

They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?

He [is a] goy.

This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.

Six one.

What is a redneck's favorite sock?

A red sock.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill.

Jack stopped and said to drunkin' Jill, "To build this still will take so long."

Jill said to Jack, "Well, f--k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill!"

You wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Don’t worry, it’s too long.

Lachlan

The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.

The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.

In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?

You can't fuck a rock.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.