Humor

Humor

Star

    • So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.

    Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?

    Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.

    Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.

    Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!

    Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.

    Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...

    NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!

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    Deer

    • What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.

    What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.

    What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.

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    • Note

    • Note to all.

    My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!

    Rapist

    • How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.

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