Humor

What are a pedophile"s shoes called?

Answer: WHITE VANS

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!

What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?

It’s twelve o'clock.

What do you call a bad "egg" meme?

Deep fried!

Biden: See you later, alligator!

Alligator: In a while, pedophile.

Ha, Uranus face!

Not in a racist way tho.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.

Note to all.

My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!

The person who is reading this.

How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?

A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.

This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

But I realized I can't see him. LOL!

When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.

When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.

What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

They said, "Allahu Akbar."

Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.

Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.

What do you call onions and beans?

Tear gas.