Humor
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Memes
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
These jokes make me want to die.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
My favorite website.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!