Humor
The morbid jokes on this site.
So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.
Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?
Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.
Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.
Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!
Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...
NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Memes
POV: you use POV right
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
The person who is reading this.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
My favorite website.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.