Humor
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Toot and poop.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Why?
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.