Humor
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Memes
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
A treatment joke.
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
There is no joke.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Why?
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.