Humor
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
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Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
A treatment joke.
There is no joke.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.