Humor
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.