Humor
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Memes
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Six one.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.