Humor

When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.

When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.

This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

But I realized I can't see him. LOL!

Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?

A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.

I am an Indian joke.

What do you call onions and beans?

Tear gas.

What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”

Reply back with “Because you were born.”

How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?

By the rings around it.

Why do people laugh at mountains?

Because they're HILLarious!

I have a really good joke.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.

These jokes make me want to die.

What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!

If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.

Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.

Want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?

A penis always goes in the hole.

You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!