You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Humor
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Roses are red, my name is Dan...
TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
"Kaka" means poop so... use "kaka" in your jokes rather than "poop." It is more funny. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
Rape jokes aren't funny.
