Humor
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
These jokes make me want to die.
Memes
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
My favorite website.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
I am an Indian joke.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.