Humor
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
WJE iceberg
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
These jokes make me want to die.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.