Humor
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
These jokes make me want to die.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
My favorite website.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.