Humor
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
Want to hear a joke, huh?
Me........
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?