Humor
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
AOT > ur fav anime.
Can February march?
No, but April may.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.