Humor
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.