Humor
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Memes
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Want to hear a joke, huh?
Me........
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.
So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."
My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"
I said, "Literally."
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!