Humor
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!