Humor
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.