Humor
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Memes
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
69.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.