Humor
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Want to hear a joke, huh?
Me........
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)