Humor
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.
So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."
My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"
I said, "Literally."
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.