Humor
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Memes
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...