Humor
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Memes
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?