Humor
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...