Death is a Girl

I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.

Death
Girl
Gender
Life
Relationship
Fear

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is for you. This person hopes death is a chick, so it won't come for them, get it? Girls don't like you so you're hoping death will never come for you? That's pretty messed up, buddy. And you should probably take a shower or something. Do you even own a brush?