Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
The Cereal Predicament
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Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull. Orphans don't have dads around, right? And who usually gets the milk for cereal? The dad! So, no dad, no milk, no cereal for the orphan. I bet you still drink milk from your momma!