Humor
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Lessi
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Memes
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Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Hi, I’m Joe.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Big Dik
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.