Humor
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Memes
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Lessi
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.