Humor
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
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The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Hi, I’m Joe.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.