Face Mask jokes
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
