Face Mask jokes
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"
His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."
A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"
