Humor
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Memes
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Get in the van, or I'll kill you.
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Ironic that this page is dead.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"