Humor
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Get in the van, or I'll kill you.
Memes
This is so relatable tho.
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Ironic that this page is dead.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...