I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Humor
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
