Humor

Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

It's not incest if you're adopted.

What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?

A ventriloquist.

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"

What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?

A pot-hole.

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.

What did Adam say when he saw Eve?

Answer: "Woman!"

What does the bee say to the fly?

"Buzz off!"

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!

Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)

Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!

Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?

Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?