Humor
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Memes
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Get in the van, or I'll kill you.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
Kyle's penis is small.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.