Humor

Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?

Because he comes in a little behind.

It's not incest if you're adopted.

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"

Bisexuals aren’t gay.

Bisexuals aren’t straight.

They’re graight! 😂

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???

Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.

(Disclaimer: not funny xD)

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.

I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.

From your mom.

Some dude called me a tool.

So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.

Guess he was right :/

What do you call an Indian going through the bins?

RUM-MAJINGG

Me: Knock knock.

Person: Who's there?

Me: No-one.

Person: No-one who?

Me:...........

What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?

A jammy cunt.

Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?

Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!

I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.

What did Allah say when he created the universe?

-Allahu akbar!!!