Humor
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
"DEEZ NUTS"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.
Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?