Humor
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
"DEEZ NUTS"
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?