Humor
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Memes
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
kiibati orojo?
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.