Humor
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
Memes
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Do a neck reveal.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.