Humor
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"