Humor
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
Memes
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Do a neck reveal.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.