I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Humor
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
kiibati orojo?
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
