Humor
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
I am dark humor.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Orange you glad to see me?
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...