Humor
What is the best type of snake? A dead one.
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Mike Oxlong.
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Immigration jokes just cross the line.